For the past five years Grooming Lounge has produced a catalog. We’re quite proud of it, as to our knowledge, it was the first of its kind in the states. In addition to being first , we also think it’s pretty informative and educational and has more men’s products than any handsome fella could handle.
That said, after five years of writing every single word of it, the Grooming Guys are a bit stumped. You see, we always try to come up with clever headlines – little captions that not only elicit a chuckle, but also talk the great attributes of each brand. And this year, while we’ve got some great headers coming – there are a few we’re not really feelin’.
So… we’re asking for help. Come up with a headline for one of the brands below and if we use it in the catalog, we’ll give you a $75 gift certificate for products on www.groominglounge.com. Of course, we can’t cough up the money if it’s a headline we already have in the hopper (but don’t worry, we’ll be honest). As noted above, the headline should both be funny and speak to the brand name and attributes. The cornier the better guys. Here’s the list and please e-mail any suggestions to groomingguys@groominglounge.com. You can reference last year’s catalog here:
- Amenity
Entries will be accepted till we select the winners or end up settling on what we already had. Thanks in advance for your support and help.
I have one.
Eyre Biobotanics. Free range skin care.
or
Acqua di Parma so you don’t smell like the farma.
Sigma Skin: The Sum of all Clears (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summation)
* A pun on AC/DC’s Back in Black: “Jack in Black”
* “Score Blackjack With Jack Black”
* You Don’t Know Jack (Black)!
* Men In Black
I know, I know, I won’t *jack* in my day job (thank you, I’m here all week…)
Eyre Biobotanics: Avoid Your Lady’s Eyre. (Not sure on pronunciation here, only works if it’s the way I think it is.)