The crew here at Grooming Lounge certainly views things through tinted glasses. Those spectacles tend to focus our thinking strongly toward grooming and service-related genres – so we hope you’ll understand if the following observation seems off base.
BATTLING SWEATY DRAWERS AND FENDING OFF NETHER-REGION CHAFING ARE AMONG THE AMERICAN MAN’S TOP CONCERNS.
Bogus you say? Impossible that the modern gent ranks “jewel-focused” discomfort right up there with issues including Global Warming, The Economy & War? Well, we’re here to tell you that such thinking is nuts. We’ve got a sack of information to prove it.
You see, several years back Grooming Lounge started carrying a product called Balla Powder. A quirky item designed specifically for guys to sprinkle in their shorts, it battled issues ranging from the dreaded “bat wings,” to chafing and excess sweating. Balla Powder’s exposure and sales took off like a rocket, quickly becoming one of our top-selling items and leading its ballsy manufacturer to extend the line to include Tingle & Fragrance-Free formulas. The feedback has been fantastic and we’ve received dozens of e-mails from guys praising the products and inquiring about thier availability — infinitely more than have asked us about earth-friendly organics, recyclable plastics or product pricing.
Then, just this week, the importance of addressing the glo-ball warming trend received another endorsement with Jack Black’s introduction of Dry Goods Friction Free Powder. Also targeted for “the land down under,” this product was developed by a company that could have used its resources to addresses anything. They obviously did their due diligence and realized all the terrible side-effects of glo-ball warming, including the very scary ”uncomfortable public crotch adjustment,” and the famous “flying squirrel.”
We’re not saying that the other, non-cajones related issues don’t have merit. They most-certainly do. But, we’re grooming geeks — it’s in our genes/jeans (literally).
