With Thanksgiving upon us, most people take time to reflect on the family, friends and other intangible gifts they’re grateful for. We do that too, but certainly not in this forum. ‘Cause in this arena, it’s all about grooming. Grooming this, grooming that, grooming whatever… but grooming is a must. So, it’s with that said that we’re proud to deliver the…
5 GROOMING INNOVATIONS ALL MEN SHOULD BE FOREVER THANKFUL FOR
TARGETED FACIAL CLEANSERS: Before these, men were forced to wash their precious mugs with the same bars of soap they had just used to clean their nether-regions. Raise the grossness level to the power of six for those with roommates who shared a single shower unit. Plus, targeted facial cleansers get major points for their calming and pre-shave prowess.
NOSE HAIR TRIMMERS: Without these, the majority of mature men would be roaming the streets with noses, that when blown, resembled party favors. Can you even imagine the mess those pilgrims had going on in the schnoz area? Nose-hair-trimmer usage also gets major points from the fairer sex. Real thankful for these.
HAIR LOSS SOLUTIONS: Save for getting a transplant or an awful “rug,” there are indeed options out there for men looking to at least hold onto the strands they have. No ‘fro is going to grow certainly, but these innovative products will continue to keep comb-overs on the endangered species list.
TRAVEL-SIZED STUFF: Of course it was a good business decision for companies to start making these, but pint-sized kits are definitely gentler on the wallet and ensure less “tossing” of your precious goods by blue-gloved TSA bandits. They also minimize on-the-road runs to CVS for a can of Foamy or such.
CROTCH POWDERS: Thank you, thank you, thank you.