This is going to be a short one — four trite paragraphs we’re thinking. Us Grooming Guys (you know, the two fellas with the snazzy new picture at the top of this blog), just wanted to trumpet the greatness of a brand new lifestyle product we recently launched — Wurkin Stiffs magnetic collar stays.
We heard about these through a sharply dressed friend of ours who swears by them. And when you combine his recommendation with our constant campaigning against guys whose collars droop this way and that, curl up and down, etc. — carrying the products made perfect sense.
So what are Wurkin Stiffs? Nutshell is that they are great collar stays that offer a magnetic component which enables a man to not only keep his collar straight, but to also adjust its angle to his liking. It comes in two, or four parts, depending how you look at it. Two metal stays and two mini magnets that slide on the inside of your shirt. Easy to put on and they make a huge difference. Even our IT guy, Nick G (who came in yesterday with a dreadful collar), agree these suckers are great (he should probably take the ones we gave him off our bill).
So… stay. Please stay.
I’ve been using wurkin stiffs for about three years now. I swear by them! I’ve loaned pairs out to friends and colleagues, only to have them NEVER give them back. But I don’t mind. Because I know they’ll look sharp and remember who turned them on to the stiffs. (Generally, they’ll buy their own set and give me back a pair of new ones.)
My only gripe is the funny dance they make me do when I occasionally catch my collar and pull the stay away frmo the magnet and it falls down inside my shirt?