He may have an uncanny awareness of the naughtiness/niceness of millions of children, an entire staff of sub three-foot-tall toy makers and the ability to soar around the world in a single night — but that sure doesn’t mean Santa’s got his grooming act together. To that end, the Grooming Guys came up with some targeted product suggestions to make Kris Kringle a bit more handsome and his big day a bit more enjoyable:
BALLA POWDER: Wearing a heavy suit, sitting in a bumpy sleigh and sliding down a bunch of narrow chimneys is a sure-fire recipe for some major sweat and chafing in Santa’s “South Pole” area. Balla Powder to the rescue.
BLUEBEARD ORIGINAL BEARD WASH: Say Santa only eats 1 of 10 cookies that are set out for him. That still leaves a lot of cookies and a ton o’ crumbs in that big, white beard. The jolly, fat man can keep his facial hair clean with a little Bluebeard’s.
HYLEXIN EYE TREATMENT: Can you even imagine the bags sitting under St. Nick’s peepers after riding around ALL night? Hylexin will help eliminate those dark circles in a jiff so when Santa returns home, Mrs. Claus is certain to wanna’ be marked as “naughty.”
THE MAN GROOMER: If Santa’s got that much hair on his face, let’s just assume he’s got a mess going around the bend on his back. We’re gonna’ do the elves a solid here and get them out of back hair shaving duty by suggesting Santa pick up his own hair removal implement.
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