The Grooming Lounge Blog

Recent turmoil in the Garden State has certainly taken its toll on the Soprano family and the grooming habits of these goodfellas.  Never ones to sit idle as normally well-groomed gentlemen let themselves go, the Grooming Guys wanted to weigh in with some product suggestions to get Tony and crew back on track:

• A.J.  Did you see how pale that kid was after trying to anchor himself to the bottom of the family pool?  The youngest Soprano can shed that Casper look by using a little Clarins Men Self Tanning Gel.
• Tony: With all the metaphoric and literal “blood on his hands”, the Godfather is certainly in need of a quality hand wash.  Nothing works and smells better than Molton Brown Fine Liquid Hand Wash boss.
• Uncle Junior: Still showing a few bumps and bruises from the beating he took at the hands of his fellow inmate a few weeks back, Junior could cover up those blemishes with the help of some Menaji Camo Concelaler. 
• Bobby Bacala:  Have you seen how heavy this guy breathes and how sweaty he is?  Can’t smell too nice we imagine.  He can take the edge off that scent with a little Balla Powder and some Jack Black Pit Boss.
• Coco (The Guy Whose Teeth Tony Knocked Out):  He might as well take care of the chompers he still has.  Ya know’… keep ‘em clean and white.  We imagine his mouth is pretty sensitive at this point also and as such would recommend GOSMILE’s Zen Toothpaste for sensitive teeth.
• Phil Leotardo:  He seems very angry and just needs to relax.  Problem solved via Acqua di Parma Colonia Shower Gel.  It was designed to soothe and relax and maybe best of all… was made in Italy.
• Paulie:  Those grey-ish white-walls running through the side of his head are starting to turn a wee bit yellow-ish.  His grey hair can stay grey with the assisitance of American Crew Classic Grey Shampoo.