In about a week he’ll be doing his thing, sleighing the globe dropping presents in chimneys, making rash decisions about naughty-ness, devouring cookies, etc. Leading up to this date, he’s sweat-shopping it up with the elves – creating toys, ties and such for all of you. That Santa… he’s quite the giver.
But who takes care of the jolly fat man himself, gives him presents, advice and comfort? Aside from the Mrs…. probably no one. Until now. You see, us Grooming Guys want to give back to Santa via some timely and insightful grooming products and tips. These items have been expertly packed in our warehouse and are being sent UPS Next Day Air to the pole up north. Contact us directly St. Nick for a tracking #:
- Bluebeards Beard Wash & Saver: No offense jolly fat man, but that beard could use some maintenance. Using these items will keep it clean, cookie-crumb free and soft.
- MD Skincare Redness Soothing Serum: Sure those red cheeks and that pink-ish face are your signature, but that can’t be healthy. This product will relax that pigmented puss, take a bit of the red out and soothe.
- Panasonic Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer: We haven’t seen it first-hand, but experience tells us that with that much facial hair happening, there’s bound to be some excessive nose and ear hair. That’s naughty in our book.
- Balla Powder: That heavy, hot suit and sitting for hours and hours is a sure-fire recipe for “bat wings.” Not with the help of a little of this powder down the ole’ trousers.
- Ritual Nature Calls: Eating all those random cookies, made with who knows what is bound to have an effect on the old “boiler.” Make sure Mrs. Claus doesn’t feel the brunt of that belly trauma by putting a few of these in the can pre-business.
