The Grooming Guys Blog

For the last five years, right after Memorial Day, the Grooming Guys have offered up our tips and tricks for staying well groomed (and not looking like a total toolbag) over the fast-approaching summer season.  So, with the long weekend behind us and disturbing visions men in jean shorts and Crocs running through our heads, here’s our updated 2009 Summer Grooming Guidelines:

 - Fry-Day: Even if you’re not at the beach, use products with an SPF (Sun Protection Factor). Protecting your skin from harmful rays is key for any guy who wants to avoid looking like a wrinkled raisin down the road.

 - Can We Talc?: There are certain areas where men tend to sweat a lot. To keep these locations safe and dry, try a quality talcum powder to absorb moisture. Chest, back and down your drawers are the areas men usually need to focus on.

 - Hey You… Get Back Hair!: Those tufts of hair on your shoulders and back… nah… not appealing to anyone. Visit a reputable skin care professional and get them waxed off (it’s not even that painful) so the rest of us can digest our food. If you desire to take off that “hair sweater” at home, try this or this.

 - That’s A Croc: Crocs are certainly an acceptable choice… if you work in a hospital or are under the age of 11.  That said, most men don’t fall into either category.  So guys, ditch your green rubber footwear for a old-fashioned pair of flip flops ASAP.

 - Have Another Drink: Of water that is… It’ll keep you hydrated and is a key component to healthy looking skin.

 - Back-ne:A zit on your back is no more attractive than one on your chin. To ward off the dreaded summer beach back-ne, make sure to hit your flip side with some soap each and every shower. A back brush, buffing cloth or a “special helper” can make this even easier.

 - Denim Disaster:Jean shorts = toolbag.  Different article, but grown men wearing Disney apparel outside a Disney property = toolbag as well.

- Don’t Let The Heat Go To Your Head: Use anti-humectant hair styling products (see Grooming Lounge) that will deflect sweat, won’t leave your hair looking greasy, won’t drip into your eyes and will maintain your style despite the humidity.

 - Don’t Let The Heat Go To Your BALD Head: Whether you are bald or balding, applying some sort of sun screen to that shiny dome (or shinier dome areas) is essential when out and about. Yes… apply something with an SPF even if you are wearing a hat, most of which don’t stop all damaging rays.

 - The Pitts: Avoid the dreaded W.C.A.S. (White, Clumpy Armpit Syndrome) by using a see-through anti-perspirant or deodorant.