It’s been more than a year since we launched our “Just A Tip” app aimed at letting folks anonymously give acquaintances a “head’s up” about their most pressing grooming issues. The feedback since blast off has been great… save for a few who called us things like “cowardly,” “callous” and “juvenile.” Obviously, we’re just trying to do a public service, giving those with a discerning eye an altercation-free route to ridding the planet of uni-brows, excess nose hair and wet-fish handshakes.
In any case, of the 15 or so anonymous tips that can be sent via the “Just A Tip” app, here’s how the Top 10 have ranked over the past year in terms of frequency of send off:
1. Your nose hair could use a proper trim.
2. Your breath could use some freshening up.
3. Your comb-over isn’t working. Shaving it bald is the way to go.
4. The beard on the back of your neck needs to go.
5. Your one, continuous eyebrow needs to be divided into two.
6. Your razor burn looks red hot.
7. Your handshake could use a little uumphhh.
8. Your dangerously close to having B.O. issues.
9. Your volume of cologne usage needs to be dialed back.
10. Your facial hair is lopsided
If you just gotta’ have this app now, click away right here.