Anyone who keeps tabs on current political news is more than aware of the accusations leveled against Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich this week. Charges of conspiracy, bribery and even scheming to sell the President-Elect’s vacant Senate seat hang over both the Governor and his Chief of Staff. Public rage and outcry is everywhere over what the Feds are saying this guy did. We’re perplexed though?
You see, while the the public is focused on these relevant charges, there’s a much bigger offense here.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DUDE’S HAIR?
In our nearly 10 years in business, via experiences in three stores and and our constant review and critiquing of political style… we’ve never… and we mean never… seen a doo this bad. Its shear volume, helmet-ness, horrible side-part and likeness to a Halloween toupee offends us to the core. We just felt the need to mention this and offer a helping hand (or comb) to him or anyone else with a similar style. So, whether you are the disgraced Governer or a look-a-like, get your head together with 10% OFF all Grooming Lounge Hair Care Solutions through this weekend. Just enter the confusing code Blagojevich at checkout to redeem.
