The Grooming Guys Blog

We’re not grinches by any stretch of the imagination, but if truth is being told, neither of the Grooming Guys makes a big toodoo about Christmas in our personal lives.  Sure the holiday is a big deal for our business, as like with all businesses it makes up a major portion of our sales, but we’ve never been real pro-active personally.  So, it’s with that bit of guilt we feel the need to better support Santa and his heroic endeavors.  You know, hook the guy up a bit in an effort to make amends for times in the past when we’ve given the jolly man the brush off.

So with no further adieu, below please find our 2009 Santa Must-Have Products (he subscribes to this blog under the code name clausman221):

 - BLUEBEARDS ORIGINAL BEARD WASH: Will help him keep that wiry mess neat and clean.

 - MICHAEL J. KRELL BAMBOO BOXERS: Sitting in that sleigh for hours is certain to cause some  chaffing and certainly a wedgie or two. Not gonna’ happen with this uber-comfy underwear.

 - BALLA POWDER:  See explanation above and use your imagination.

 - MALIN+GOETZ BODY MOISTURIZER: Being out in the cold for hours upon hours will dry skin out like crazy. Santa can keep his frame from flaking with a little help from this product.

 - GROOMING LOUNGE SHAVE KIT “TO GO”: The guy’s travelling a lot… obviously. When he does decide to leave the reindeer at home and fly commercial, this shaving set will help him glide past TSA Security.

 - RITUAL NATURE CALLS: These toilet drops are a must for any guy who treats himself to a bevy of sweets and later suffers the consequences.  Just imagine the amount of random cookies, brownies, etc. St. Nick is going to grub that night.

 - MOLTON BROWN BLACK PEPPER BODY WASH: Unless everyone in the world recently cleaned their chimney, Mr. Claus is going to be a bit dirty.  This product will wash him up real good.

 - GROOMING LOUNGE MASSAGE THERAPY GIFT CARD: The best way for him to refresh and get back to leading those elves for the big day ‘09.

Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho.