The Grooming Guys are big fans of Washington, D.C.’s football team. We’ve been loyal followers since childhood and continue to cheer for the squad no matter how dismal things get. That being said, it’s not good times around the nation’s capital for pigskin fanatics. Yeah… the Skins lost to the Lions. Ouch.
And with such embarrassing losses come the inevitable talk of fired coaches, low attendance and game day fans wearing paper bags to hide their identity. While we wouldn’t normally support such actions, we are — at the end of the day — in the business of helping men achieve the look they want. So overriding our fandom is our commitment to good grooming, which has lead us to this offer for fans who wish to cheer incognito:
STOP BY EITHER GROOMING LOUNGE STORE TO RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY GROOMING LOUNGE PAPER SHOPPING BAG FOR WEAR DURING SUNDAY’S HOME FOOTBALL GAME. BAG IS 100% RECYCLABLE AND CAN BE EASILY TAILORED TO FIT OVER A MAN’S HEAD TO HIDE HIS IDENTITY.
Please note that supplies are NOT limited and while we feel bad even running this promotion, it’s all in the interest of good grooming. Hey, we’ll even go as far as to give anyone who sends us a picture of them wearing their bag at their stadium a Grooming Lounge Shave Kit.
Please win Skins… so we’re not forced to think of an even worse promotion to run next week.
How wrong would it be if we cheered on another ‘Skins loss? :-P
Mike & Pirooz-
Great promotion, thanks for giving me a head’s up at Curly R, our piece on the promotion is set to publish tomorrow at 7am, I hope to stop by the downtown store in the afternoon and pick up a bag for myself.
-Ben Folsom