It happens to every guy. Admit it. Even those with the most unwavering adherence to strict exercise plans and healthy diets have been in a public situation where they just gotta let one fly. Us Grooming Guys aren’t above broaching the topic it if it helps a gent maintain his status… so here are our tips for doing it stealth:
- BRING THE NOISE: Before release, move to the nosiest place you can find. Such racket will cover up the sound.
- JOIN THE CROWD: Insert yourself into the most crowded place available. Crowds equal noise and crowds also equal other people to take the blame.
- CREATE A DIVERSION: Right before the big moment, create a distraction via a cheer, cough, dropping your glass or other.
- HIT THE ROAD: When it’s not too obvious, get outta’ dodge. Do so with urgency, but not so swiftly as to make you look like you’re guity of a hit and run.
- THE BLAME GAME: In the worst-case scenario, lay blame at the feet of a pet, small child, friend, waiter or elderly person.
Best of luck with all future endeavors of this like. And thanks to “Stuff Every Man Should Know” for providing the inspiration for such a Nobel-worthy post.
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