- TERRELL OWENS USES LIP BALM DURING KEY GAMES: Did anyone else catch T.O. applying lip balm during the waning minutes of the Cowboys loss to the Redskins yesterday? Yep, there he was, not icing his knees, not stretching calves, not hydrating for the next series — instead he was moisturizing his pie hole. Our kind of guy. For the next game he should try Jack Black Lip Balm or Baxter Hydro Salve for that extra edge.
- GROOMING LOUNGE TRAVEL KITS ARE COMING: For more than three years our loyal guests have been nudging us about making our shave products in travel appropriate sizes. OK… we got the point. Launching in late October will be our four Grooming Lounge Shaving Solutions in 2 oz. sizes, tucked in a plastic travel bag. These are really gonna’ fly (literally… get it?).
- CANDIDATES: We don’t pick a political party here at the GL. Instead, we’re all about a platform of good grooming. To that end though, we’ve noticed a little trend in the elections that bodes well for Senator Obama. Seems that for the past five elections, the candidate with the more tame and trimmed eye brows has emerged victorious. Do some research and you’ll see we aren’t making this up.
- SERVICE: Why don’t the majority of service providers realize that their customers pay their salaries and more? It’s amazing how much is taken for granted in the service industry today. It’s like the sign that used to hang in my dentists office says (but replace the word “teeth” with the word “customers“). Ignore your teeth and they’ll go away.
- A COMB-OVER VICTORY: A friend of one of the Grooming Guys fathers recently was coerced into visiting the GL to get his “swoop” cut off. He resisted and resisted, but finally gave in. His comb-over-less look was such a hit that people were coming up to him at the gym and congratulating him on taking the plunge. That is a true story. If you’ve got a swoop, let it go and get noticed for the right reasons.
Thanks for listening.
