02
Sep

The Real Tragedy Of The Sarah Palin Selection

Stored in: Press Coverage, Random Observations

Don’t get upset with us as this has nothing at all to do with politics or personal stuff.  Instead, it has everything to do with gender — the gender of McCain’s new Veep candidate.  We’re salty, bitter and annoyed that he selected a woman.  Why you ask?
This selfish selection totally ruins our opportunity to compare and [...]

10
Dec

A Few Grooming Tips For The Kringle-Meister

Stored in: Grooming Tips

He may have an uncanny awareness of the naughtiness/niceness of millions of children, an entire staff of sub three-foot-tall toy makers and the ability to soar around the world in a single night — but that sure doesn’t mean Santa’s got his grooming act together.  To that end, the Grooming Guys came up with some [...]

15
Oct

This Is Totally Nuts!

Stored in: Product Reviews

First the folks at Balla Powder ventured into unchartered territory — a guy’s drawers.  They were the first company, to our knowledge, to market a product specifically focused on keeping things pleasant down there. Balls-y… huh? The product sacked the competition and is always among our best-sellers.
But listen to how nut-sy these guys are.  They [...]

08
Mar

Potty Talk

Stored in: Embarrassing Issues, Product Introductions

When we first launched Balla Powder more than a year ago, we weren’t sure just how it would go over.  After all, there weren’t a lot of studies done on the potential in the male market for a “jock powder.” So, we took a fly on it and Balla Powder is currently relieving men nationwide [...]